Now that the little one can walk, it’s getting pretty tough to be alone with him all day, five days a week. He does so many mischievous things all day. He:

• Puts his hand in the toilet
• Throws the cat’s food everywhere
• Tips over the cat’s water
• Climbs onto the kitchen table
• Climbs onto the computer desk
• Tries to hack into my computer
• Turns off the dryer
• Explores the contents of the diper trashcan
• Turns on the washing machine
• Eats cat food
• Empties all the recycling trashcans on the floor
• Empties the clothes cupboard and throws everything on the floor
• Whips the cat
• Chases the cat
• Scolds the cat
• Throws food on the floor
• Chews on his outdoor shoes
• And so on

And he does each thing over and over again all day long, relentless, like a Terminator.